BEHOLD JOE BIDEN’S “MIRACLE” AND THE GOLDEN MOUTZA OF THE MONTH
By John Kass August 30, 2022 Look to the horizons and bear witness to the never-ending horde of nincompoops. Look…
Behold: Stop the Presses! The Golden Moutza is at Hand. Nah!
By John Kass August 9, 2022 As you read this, I expect to be quite relaxed, stretched out on an…
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Behold Greece and The World: The Golden Moutza of the Month is at Hand
By John Kass July 1, 2022 Desperate candidates for the Golden Moutza of the Month are crawling over each other…
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Idiots Shrink Before the Blinding Light of the Golden Moutza. Me, too
By John Kass June 6, 2020 As the Leviathan continues to grow, the Idiocracy has become something of a shape-shifting…
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Behold: The Golden Moutza of the Month is at hand. Who wins? Read it
By John Kass May 1, 2022 You don’t need me to tell you to give your Moutza whenever, wherever you…
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Fight the Idiocracy with the Palm of Your Hand. Behold: The Golden Moutza of the Month
By John Kass Well, I got skunked on steelhead on that trip to that river up north. The other guys,…
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The Golden Moutza of the Month is at Hand
By John Kass March 2, 2022 The Golden Moutza of the Month column—this one for February– has for years been…
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Hey Chief Judge Tim Evans, off the record, do you know who won the Golden Moutza of the Month?
By John Kass A Moutza of the Month Hotline? Hmmm. That’s a great idea. It comes from reader Tom Dattalo…
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Ringing (or Whistling ) in the New Year, with the Golden Moutza of the Month
By John Kass “I nominate the entire year of 2021!!” writes Agatha Mantanes. “annus horriblis. Nah!” Yes Agatha, it was…
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Behold: The Golden Moutza of the Month
By John Kass “I am thankful for all the idiots who continue to give us candidates for the Moutza, with…
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The Golden Moutza: What to give a political fool who has almost everything but brains and honor?
By John Kass Reader Catherine Anton just asked a pertinent question about today’s Golden Moutza Award. “Does only one person…
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As the Idiocracy takes the country to the dogs, who wins the Golden Moutza of the Month?
By John Kass The Idiocracy has taken over the United States. You know this. So do I. But don’t despair…
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Do We Have Time for The Golden Moutza of the Month? Yes.
By John Kass Yes, I know, I know. The Golden Moutza of August award is a few days late. Why?…
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Behold the Golden Moutza of the Month: Mayor Lightfoot? Cubs White Flag Trade? Simone Biles haters? There can be only one.
By John Kass Each time we gather to award The Golden Moutza of the Month, some of you panic. And…
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Behold the Golden Moutza of the Month.
Some of you were worried that the world-famous Golden Moutza of the Month award would end, now that I’ve left…