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Hurricane Helene and Dem Photo Ops, Mayor Panic Attacks: With Golden Moutza, Sometimes You Just Gotta Say “Nah!!!”

By John Kass October 2, 2024 That Vice-Presidential debate between Republican Senator J.D. Vance and Democrat Minnesota Gov. Tampon Tim…

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Kamala, Oprah, and Michelle’s Idiocracy? Or Zuckerberg’s Outrage Against Hillsdale College: Behold the Power of the Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass September 5, 2024 Oprah! and Michelle Obama made fools of themselves in Chicago, the two billionaires yammering…

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It’s Moutza Time: Just Say Nah! to the Idiocracy

By John Kass | June 7, 2024 The idiocracy stretches to the far horizons with absolute morons eagerly lining up…

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Who Won the Golden Moutza of the Last Coupla Tree Months?

By John Kass May 10, 2024 As loyal readers know, an obnoxious gallbladder knocked me off schedule for the Golden…

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When it Rains it Pours

By John Kass April 5th, 2024 Against the advice of the Lovely Sicilian, I’ve decided to write a column involving…

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Fani and Mr. Humper Battle It Out with the Bidens and Mayor Boufo for the Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass March 3, 2024 Watching President China Joe Biden gaslighting the nation on illegal immigration–while avoiding any reference…

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Behold the Golden Moutza: George Soros’ Marxists Don’t Just Kill Newspapers; Plus Fani & Mr. Humper and More

By John Kass February 2, 2024 Have you seen that horrific video of the Venezuelan illegal migrants—most likely prison convicts…

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Veritas: Can Claudine Gay’s Chicago Way Connections (Obama, Pritzker) Protect Her from Golden Moutza of the Month?

By John Kass January 3, 2024 If Hollywood makes a sci-fi film of “The Incredible Shrinking Ivy League University,” it…

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Behold the Power: The Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass December 3, 2023 The thing about the Golden Moutza of the Month is that the hordes of…

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Behold the Golden Moutza, It’s So Sweet!

By John Kass November 3, 2023 “Still need a ruling as to whether U.S. Rep. Jamaal “I thought it was…

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Behold: Your Golden Moutza of the Month

by John Kass October 1, 2023 With Democrats running around with their hair burning over the Joe Biden Democrat dumpster…

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Behold, the Return of the Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass Sept. 1,2023 If truth be told (and why else would I be here?) most sequels aren’t all…

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Behold the Golden Moutza of November: “That’s Huge!”

By John Kass December 1, 2022 Are there enough hands in the world to provide Golden Moutza justice to the…

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Behold a Scary, Revolting Golden Halloween Moutza of the Month

By John Kass | October 30, 2022 Late October is a time for whiskey and Dylan Thomas poetry, and Hunter’s…

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Who Loves You Baby? Behold the Gift of the Greeks–the Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass October 2, 2022 Who loves you baby? The Ancient Greeks love you.  Yeah, forget about it, they…

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