By John Kass
February 2, 2024
Have you seen that horrific video of the Venezuelan illegal migrants—most likely prison convicts dumped on us by —stomping beating and trying to murder two police officers in New York’s Times Square?
Of course you’ve seen it. You’re not chumbolones. I call it attempted murder because that’s what it is: some of the gang holding the police officer down on the sidewalk while others run up trying to kick the head as hard as they can, and that’s the kill shot.
I thought only violent Chicago yutes did that, swarming like rats over their taxpayer prey, but apparently that fighting style is also known in the socialist paradise prisons of Venezuela run by bus-driver turned dictator-for- life Nicholas Maduro.
Or what of headlines like this one in the New York Post about that attempted mob murder of police officers that could happen anywhere, especially in a “Sanctuary City” like New York or Chicago?
“Cops allegedly beaten by rowdy migrant mob near Times Square—with suspects later freed without bail: horrifying video”
When they walked out of court without having to post bail, some smirked and others flipped the bird at news photographers.
American taxpayers pay for their food and housing some even have their laundry done per the liberal Democrats. And they mock us. Who’s is responsible? Isn’t that what the Golden Moutza of the Month is for?
News cameras hovered around liberal Democrat Gov. Kathy Hochul, but she distracted them saying Venezuelan gang bangers should be immediately deported. And local media, being of the left, were only too happy to be distracted. But she and other politicians are full of horse poop.
“Sanctuary City” laws so beloved by Hochul, Mayor Adams and liberal suburban Democrats with those “Hate Has No Home Here” signs in front yards are extreme liberal Democrat hypocrites. Why? “Sanctuary City” laws they passed have another feature. They block deportation.
And don’t forget that most Democrats, like President Joe Biden called on illegals to surge the border “because that’s who we are.”
Listen to Biden for yourself, here.
I suppose you can blame the George Soros prosecutors like NY’s Alvin Brag or Chicago’s Kim Foxx, but these two and all other “Sanctuary City” advocates are protected and their pro-Soros local media lickspittles. And most of those metropolitan papers are themselves going broke under the “Go Woke, Go Broke” rule.
It’s happening in Chicago, too.
Notice you don’t see news cameras and pro-Soros outlets camped outside Bragg’s office or Kim Foxx’s office demanding answers, do you? Funny how the Jacobins work, eh? And lest I be accused of partisanship, what about the Republican Combine lord Mitch McConnell, as pink as one of those artisanal Kentucky hams doing an immigration deal that won’t do anything but squeeze American taxpayers.
Before I forget, share this one with Schumer. You take three fingers of it and give Schumer two.
“So many stupids, so little time,” lamented Mike Ehlert.
David Addison replied thusly, “With so many of late, I fear there would be Moutzaflation. (I want dibs on that word and all the moneys made from it. I need extra cash, my grocery bill looks like a City Hall payoff list.”
But what about what about Fani Willis, the Georgia prosecutor whose amour billed taxpayers with Fani’s help for luxury cruises and other fancy travel as they pursue Donald Trump to the gates of hell.
“I suggested earlier this month that Hunter Biden be nominated for the Golden Moutza, but in light of recent developments in Fulton County, Georgia, I am compelled to nominate Fani Willis,” says Nancy Trainor. “ What the hell was she thinking?!!
“As an aside, go on you tube and google Fulton County public hearing. Some whack job stood at the podium and swung a big long Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog around (an obvious reference to Fani’s beau). It’s hilarious!” said Trainor.
What was Fani Willis thinking? I can’t say. But I can say I’m troubled over what to call her lover, who she hired as a prosecutor and took him on romantic trips on the taxpayer dime, even though he hasn’t prosecuted a felony case.
Isn’t that grounds for an indictment?
What to call him? “Lover” seems too Victorian for Fani doesn’t it? And references to Nathan’s Hot Dogs are far too vulgar…So what to do ? What to do?
“How about calling him ‘Mr. Humper,’ “ said my brother-in-law Ed Grund. “It has the air of respect.”
Yes, and sodden with the dignity a race hustler like Willis deserves. But of course: Fani Willis and Mr. Humper! Perfecto!!
Some pushed for Bulls fans to win the Golden Moutza.
“Mr. Kass, there can be only one nominee for this month’s Golden Moutza. Those Bulls fans who booed the late Jerry Krause as his widow was accepting his induction into the first class of the Ring of Honor. So NAH !! to you “fans” for disrespecting a dead man and casting shame on the Bulls and the people of Chicago,” Beer Girl.
And David Mansfield said “Excellent choice, Beer Girl, I was dwelling on a nominee and had a couple in mind, read your post and decided to not nominate this month. Far and away your nomination is the best.”
“I would like to nominate” our psychotic weather and the media’s talent for making much of nothing,” said reader Bruce Vee in his Golden Moutza nomination, made as most of them are on Facebook. “ “We have been lulled into a sense of complacency with the mild “El Nino” expectations while fending off the constant drone of mass-media’s frenzied reporting of “10 million Americans under the threat of…(place your natural disaster here)!!!!!” Between the atmospheric rivers, the 1,000 year drought, the sub zero temps or the Alps-induced blizzards, I am punch-drunk. Add the obvious roll-over into instant dead-of-winter 36″ of snow and sub freezing temps, followed by the inability to see across the street due to window-pressing fog banks, I am shouting “NAHHHHHHHH” every time I look out the window. Perhaps a little dramatic, because I understand it IS a Chicago-area winter, but the crazy media hype is unbearable. Nah!”
Some want Taylor Swift to get it because of the Swify love for the Kansas City Chiefs, and that’s reason enough to hate them. But my sons are in love with two Swiftys, so I’m too chicken to go there.
I don’t mind publicly despising the drooling pro-Soros lefties who killed a great Chicago newspaper. But I don’t dare provoke the anger of the Swifties. I’m not that crazy.
“It’s not too late. But the Chicago City Council passed a resolution calling for a ceasefire,” writes Jeff Schwartz. “A ceasefire between Israel and Hamas in Gaza. First off why is the city sticking their nose in where it doesn’t belong? Why not worry about what’s going on in their own city? We can’t get a ceasefire in Chicago, so a big Nah to Mayor Tomahawk Johnson for breaking the tie.”
Has everyone noticed the pointy head he shows off in photographs. Perhaps it’s Johnson’s stylish haircut that gives his head a point. Or is it the panic attacks?
Chicago is a war zone too. But the Democrat Socialists who love George Soros are more interested in Gaza.
Simply put, the leftists hate you Jeff Schwartz. And me.
Remember, warns reader Joe Malez: “This is a public service announcement for The Golden Moutza nomination: Presidents, current and former are not eligible for the Moutza no matter how deserving. Follow the rules. Nah!”
Indeed. Rules are rules. So I can’t very well give the Golden Moutza to the man who has created all this chaos in America. And giving one to his spineless servants is just not fair, since the Big Guy is the one responsible. All the minions are doing, from cabinet secretaries holding the borders open on down are being loyal to China’s meat puppet.
Here he is enjoying his ice cream to the applause of the White House press corps.
So, even though there is chaos upon chaos as Joe Biden’s angels destroy the border, as they allow the smuggling of the illegal criminal villains from Tocoron Penitentiary Center in Aragua state (Venezuela), who beat up the cops and smuggle in the fentanyl that kills American children, and install George Soros prosecutors who won’t prosecute, Mr. Malez’s words are flat and smack us in the face.
And Fani Willis and Mr. Humper need their votes too. Poor Mr. Humper needs taxpayer support to continue his luxury lifestyle and fancy trips and all that gourmet chow and the top shelf booze.
But I have given my word not to give their supreme leader in Washington the Golden Moutza, as Joe Malez rightfully reminds me.
I respect the office, even if Biden does not. I will not give him what justice demands, but you can.
Yes, he’s a weasel and takes millions from China and his people are weasels and they’re killing the country.
They must have a name, these weasels. A political party perhaps. Something to identify them with. They are not Republicans, even if Mitch McConnell is one.
They despise you. They laugh at you. And they expect that your anger will fade and they will turn and snicker and laugh.
Is there something we can call them? You know who they are, they’re all about taking your money under color of law and buying votes with it. But who are they? You know what they are.
Just give them the Golden Moutza where and when it hurts most.
On Election Day.
It’s the only day they care about, the day you can tell him to lift his face, blubbering with ice cream and drool, and tell him to Blow on It.
Just put your lips together and blow.
I won’t do it. I’ve made a vow. But there’s nothing stopping you in the privacy of the voting booth. Yet you can do it.
And you can say Feesah etho, Joe.
As for me? I’ll wait. I can wait until November.
(Copyright 2024 John Kass)