Sunday October 5

By John Kass

Yes, the Obama Temple of Love and Fealty is soul crushing and ugly as by design, and all it needs is the angry, burning eye of Sauron to complete it as it lords over Chicago.

Or perhaps a giant granite head of Michelle Frown Face swiveling to point at those of us committing various Thought Crimes.

Though presidents are exempt from winning the Golden Moutza, are their architects and staffers exempt, including all those political hacks putting lipsticks on pigs?

Just thought I’d ask.

In the meantime, though, chaos abounds with the world going to hell. Netflix is pushing pro-trans programing on seven-year-olds. And it takes five hours to see a doctor in Illinois hospitals if you think you’re having a heart attack.

Democrats still in thrall to the late Chicago leftist zero Saul Alinsky are enacting their roles as Jacobins in Portland and Broadview just outside of Chicago.

And I’m sitting here with my cup of coffee—delicious in those really cool new black Golden Moutza coffee cups—and reading your moutza nominations.

Some came in the form of reader comments under recent columns. Only subscribers may comment for the record. But all may get their very own new Golden Moutza cup.

Reader Chuck Wellek writes:

“As ugly as the Obama Presidential Tower is, and however over budget it might be, it is the interior of the building that deserves our admiration reverence. There will be an “Obama Shrine” and gift shop. Every hour a chicken will be beheaded in the shrine while Obama’s Hope and Change speech will be played over loud speakers. The gift shop will sell Obama memorabilia such as the Hope Poster, bobbing Obama head dolls for your dashboard, and a full set of 10 CDs with his speeches plus a bonus CD playing the “Most Beautiful Sound I have Ever Heard” music. Obama signed copies of Rules For Radicals will be available but supplies are limited to the first 50 people in line. And a set of LARGE latex ears will be available that attach over your own ears! Limited supplies. The profits from the Shrine Tours and Obama Gift Shop should cover any cost overruns.”

Reader Dave Burkett responded: Would that be the same CD set of his speeches that he gave to Queen Elisabeth?

 

I’m  so confused about Barack and his Tower of Power and Fealty.  And lest the now-discredited media “fact checkers” attack, apparently it wasn’t a CD. It was an I-Phone from the American narcissist and loaded with his speeches. But hey, what’s a megalomanic to do when he’s gifting the queen? And now she’s dead.

You know how this works. When the end of the month approaches, I put out the call on social media that Golden Moutza nominations are open. And I am enjoying the back-and-forth on Facebook.

Michael Jones

Movie Director Paul Thomas Anderson for Movie Moutza of the month! Maybe the century (millennium?). His Alinsky-esque $300 million woke opus ‘One Battle After Another’ starring America’s sweetheart,Sean Penn, opened in 3600 theaters last Friday. It grossed $23 million nationwide. A quick check of showings today at the Evanston (the prime market for woke-ocity) show not a single ticket sold/seat picked at any showing today. Despite a 98% critics applaud on Rotten Tomatoes and an 8.4 rating on IMDb. Hmmm…do you think the studio was involved? Tagline: “When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own’s daughter.” Hey, Paul! Feesah etho. Blow on it. You win going away!

 

Kasso sez: The critics love it. But I won’t waste my money on that woke commie bs. I’m reading a good book by Charlie Gasparino on a related subject—Go Woke, Go Broke. Nahh bay bee!!

William M. Lee Jr.

It’s amazing, or perhaps not, but the stable of idiots has continued to increase. The selection will have to be a trying task to narrow to just one!

John Dyslin

Oh so so many: Brandon Johnson, Pritzker, Ilhan, but I think Jimmy Kimmel takes the cake trying to blame maga for Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Nah to Jimmy!

Ok. But what of Iowa Democrat and former Michelle Obama aid Jackie Norris? Norris fancies herself an Iowa Senate.

Norris, a Democrat, called upon Iowans to show “racial empathy” for illegal migrant Ian Roberts, whom she made superintendent of Des Moines Public Schools.

Racial empathy honey? We kiss

Jimmy Kimmel, Gov. Pritzker, Gavin Newsom with blood on his hands. Ah, the road goes on forever and the party never ends!!!!

George LeClaire

The fact that you 100% dislike everything that Democrats do and 100% love what Republicans do only proves that you were wrong you are a journalist and you know that would be 100% mathematically absolutely impossible. Where people would think you were telling the truth is if you would occasionally say something bad Republicans did and then occasionally say something good Democrats do that would actually help you get your message out more and help you win more, but I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Kasso response:

Oh George, George LeClaire. That’s simply not true. I supported Democrats when they supported law enforcement, including the plan for 100,000 cops. And I opposed them as they increasingly became more leftist and supported anarchy, destroying the rule of law as Boss Toni Preckwinkle and her Mayor Panick Attacks have done in Chicago.

I supported Republican tax cuts and I have loudly opposed Republican corruption in Illinois, from the Combine of Thompson/Ryan and all their neo-conservative wars and foreign interventionism that end up killing the best Americans.

Enjoy your day. Oh, and one more thing. Nah!

Tom Winike

It’s a double! I nominate Gov. Pritzker and Mayor Johnson. Nah!

Pat Hickey

Chuck “frozen burgers and Velvetta” Schumer! Fesa Etho you craven clown!

Pete Sremac

John, I can nominate at least a dozen moutza worthy candidates this month. I’m going with Mayor Brandon Johnson (always moutza worthy). His speech where he referred to law enforcement, jails, and incarceration as a “sickness” that has not made communities safer takes the cake. If he feels that way about the police, why are there over 100 offices protection detail? detail? Mayor BJ, Nah!

Tom Tsatas

Group of 57 Congress evil NOT voting Yes to condemn the murder if a 31 year old Christian, husband, father and patriot who was the most impactful person this far in the 21st century.

John C. Lavezzi

I’ll go with the Chicago Teachers Union this month (breaking my string of JellyBelly nominations) for its adoration of cop killer Assata Shakur.

NAH!

Bill Melonides

I nominate Gov Jabba for the fire hydrant of lies and inflammatory comments about I.C.E. and Trump that spew constantly from his open pie hole! Φάτω!

Christopher Piecha

John lately you need a month just to organize the number of dipshits that deserve this prize!!!

Wil Kissan

Obama Center ( Note Not a Presidential Library…doesn’t Meet the Federal Requirements ) going….. Over Budget of $300M Currently at $850M

Laurie Powell Fumo

The NFL for half time entertainment pick: Bad Bunny. Nah !

Phil James

Consider Hakim “Pedro” Jeffries getting all butt hurt over a meme.

Bill Kamariotis

I nominate the self-esteemed hakeem jeffries – aka Dollar Tree obama – melting down over the hilarious AI generated “Urban Sombrero” moment. His playing the racist card once again over a cultural poke illuminates his lack of humor and obvious lack of “cojonés.”

Nah  Feesa etho hakeem! OLÉ!

Steve Rauter

Shared double Moutza to Darren “Rerun” Bailey and Aaron “The Combine” delMar.

Cris Dosev

Jimmy Kimmel. Nah!

Philip Bruzan

The Dem lawmakers. For voting against the continuing resolution. It’s 24 pages long and it’s the same CR that they voted on 13 times in the past. Hypocrites all.

James Kezios

CTU for honoring a murderer of NJ trooper.

Denise Harmantas Mikkelsen

I nominate the governor of my State – Gavin Newsom! He is a pathetic excuse for a leader, is obsessed with his own importance, does nothing meaningful or good for our State – the only thing he does is spouting BS about Trump. I puke whenever I see his face!!!! Nah!

Tom Winike

Nah ! Moutza to mighty Michelle-O and her dimwitted sidekick Jackie Norris, queen bee of Iowa school boards. Norris the ignoramus is also running for US Senate, hoping to sweeten her federal pension as Michelle’s chief of staff. Norris refuses to admit she endangered students by putting a scam-artist on the payroll at $300,000 salary. Her crony Ian Roberts previously ran all-Black Anacostia high school in Washington DC, just 4 miles from the Obama White House. First Lady Michelle gave the commencement address there in 2010. Feesah Etho! . . .

Amen Tom Winike. Amen!!!

John Allen

The moutzah needs to be given out on a weekly basis. Even then, there are so many deserving chumbolones that just one won’t be enough.

 

 

Christine Morley

Head Honcho of Des Moine Iowa school board for hiring illegal alien with felony arrest record for UUW. Jackie Norris, NAH!

Martin Ruffner

These 2 for shoveling the bs all day

 

Glessna Barabas Yurgen Coisson

To J Kass……. For Not having Enough Moutzas To Go Around… nawww

Craig Lofgren

Joe Biden for giving away $87 billion to programs that were not even a year old and then he couldn’t remember who he gave it to. Blamed it on the auto pen….blow on it

Bob Boren

I’m probably jumping on the bandwagon here but I nominate Gov. JB (Toilets) Pritzker for all his hate speech. Calling his political foes names like nazis and fascists. Calling for mass protests and the one  I find the most offensive – “These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace”. That sounds like a call to violence to me.

To JB, NAH! Blow on it.

David R. Pearling

Why not the disgraceful Iowa school superintendent?

He exactly defines the woke DEI ideology that infects the left.

The only box he cannot check is trans.

 

 

Ok, now for the decision. The beauty of the Golden Moutza of the Month is that it’s so (small d) democratic. It is the award for the people, the demos. Not the left wing think tank or the various Greek restaurants where you can get lemon-rice soup with real chicken. But the people. You and me.

And I’ve tried to do you all justice (I only posted a small fraction of the responses) but the Moutza of the Month is also an educational tool. Consider the snapshot above of the illegal alien from Ghana with the criminal record and the gun and thousands in cash whom she made superintendent of Des Moines schools, Democrat Jackie Norris is in the orange dress.

She wants “racial empathy” but she’s the poster child for the woke idiocracy destroying the country and the once functional Democrat Party.

Yes there are many who deserve this one, from Chucky Schumer on down. But consider if you will the story of Jackie Norris, who worked for the Obamas and they stuffed her brains full of horse poop and she selected a criminal alien with a long criminal history to educate children in Iowa’s largest school district.

And she wants to be Senator? Radical empathy this.

Jackie? You want to be a United States Senator? Really?

First, please behold your face shining brightly in the glow of the Golden Moutza that you worked so hard to achieve. Perhaps the Obamas will hire you to serve cocktails at the opening of the Obama Temple of Fealty. Just wear a little black dress. But a Senator from Iowa? I don’t think so.

Blow on it you stupid cud chewing cow. Feesah etho!

NAH PARTA!!!!

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