By John Kass

December 3, 2023

The thing about the Golden Moutza of the Month is that the hordes of idiots and nincompoops worthy of the award stretch in every direction to the far horizons.

The morons stretch all the way to Ireland, the woke capitol of Europe. A few dozen more woke morons in Ireland–threatening the people to shut up about destructive wave after wave of non-assimilating migrants–and the whole shebang might tip over into the sea.

“There are more than enough candidates” says reader Mike Brady. “You should make it a weekly award.”

Hmm. Interesting idea.

But, no.

This is not Harvard catering to hate-filled antisemite Bolsheviks who want to cancel America. This is not some woke corporation, like Disney that tries to be all to all parents and supporters of the trans agenda and despises parents who don’t want to teach sexuality to kindergarteners. Does the trans caucus in the corporate suites wonder if trying to force feed the rest of us hurts Disney’s business?

This is the Golden Moutza. The hand of the people.

This is serious business.

You know how this works. Readers find me on Facebook or zuckerbucks land or whatever it is called now and make their nominations.

“I believe the segregationists in Evanston are a lock,” writes Thom Heaney.

Great one Thom, except for one thing: you forgot the magic words of NAH! Or FEESA ETHO! Or some other pithy Greek saying. Sorry rules are rules, but glad you pointed out, malevolent idiocy of those left wing Evanston segregationists.

Weeks ago, it was Chicago morning radio host @DanProft that broke the story on his Morning Answer show with Amy Jacobson–when left wing Evanston decided to go full racist Jim Crow.

Educators in the “progressive” utopia of Evanston segregated students by race in the “hopes” of shrinking the so-called learning gap suffered by minority students. And they lied about it. They denied it.

Rather than impose standards and demand all students meet those standards, Evanston wokists separated the kids by race. Whites here, blacks there, browns there. Yeah, the progs of oh, so woke Evanston are the definition of racists.

Any adult who listens to Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson for five minutes knows about left-wing racism. You might think the Chicago media with all their angry karens–the Libune Tribune and the state-run National Public Radio Sun Times–which are left wing, and consumed as all liberals are consumed by racial guilt (the easier to manipulate them) would take a stand.

You’d think they’d draw an Obama line in the sand and say “Enough!!!” But the Chicago papers don’t like conservatives like Dan Proft. They attack him. They’re afraid of him. And so, they isolate and ignore him.

And so they ignored the story in Evanston and played left wing hypocrites, those chinless men without chests that we know them to be. But in doing so, they ignored their obligations to their readers. A newspaper creation myth wraps itself up in the notion they’ll report the news without fear or favor. That’s what separated the news from propaganda.

But as their business model collapsed and Donald Trump won the 2016 election and angered the Obama posse, newspapers found that propaganda from the left pays their bills.

Unfortunately for the progressive racists of Evanston, the Wall Street Journal is still a newspaper.

And the WSJ reported on this racial segregation. The Trib and Sun Times gives itself away and cheaply, for pennies, and they spend too much time protecting left wing politicians from themselves. But the Journal remembered that it is a newspaper, at least this time.

If all you’re interested in is stuffing your face and watching TV, and becoming more stupid than you were yesterday, I suppose the Chicago papers are fine. But if you’re a grown-up you’ve, already given up on the corporate Chicago media and look elsewhere for balanced commentary.

I’m addicted to Real Clear Politics. And to The Federalist, because I know how much the establishment corporate left hates us.

My favorite pithy saying of the moment involves Elon Musk’s response to Disney CEO Bob Iger who is behind the anti-Musk advertiser boycott.

When Musk took over the social media site formerly known as “Twitter,” now “X,” the left lost its collective mind. Because they lost their monopoly on surreptitiously shaping American thought before the 2024 election. They went mad, ginned up allegations he’s a bigot, the same crap that the hard left newspaper guild tried with me. I refused to bend the knee and started johnkassnews.com.

What did Musk do? He reacted like a man with a pair, telling Iger and all others who would threaten him with the loss of advertising revenue to go F themselves.

Yeah, he said “Go F Yourself, Bob.”

Epic.

“Tis a lame offering this month,” lamented Bruce Vee. “Perhaps I will rise to the challenge later this week, but for now, I offer my meager Moutza. Myself. Indeed this golden hand grenade upon which I fall is due to my lack of offering to John Kass the bucket load of grape vines I have harvested. I intended to reach out to him so that he could enjoy the sweet smoky goodness that these vines provide to roasted meat. I still have them, and the offer is still good. But until I am absolved of my shortcomings, I will selfie-Moutza and offer a hearty “Nah!” to my mirror.”

Be kind to yourself Bruce Vee. No need to give yourself a Moutza. Cover them with a tarp and keep them dry. Since I already drive two hours for Joseph’s Finest Meats sausage, I’ll gladly drive for charcoal seasoning sticks. I’ll pick them up in time for Easter. I can almost hear the silence of the lamb.

Bryan Surek

“My absence from making a Moutza nomination has come to a close,” announced reader Bryan Surek. “My nomination is U.S. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona who is quoted as saying “I think it was President Reagan said ‘We’re from the government, we’re here to help.’ Umm Mr. Cardona, the words President Reagan said on August 12^th, 1996 were these “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help’ Big Difference Mr. Cardona! Big Moutza nomination from me. NAH!!!”

Context is wasted on propagandists. Indeed, what a tool.

And speaking of tools, the dimwit Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is widely accepted  now as being   thoroughly unprepared for the job. Even his possie of commies are turning against him.

Mayor Dimwit’s ally, Ald. Jeanette Taylor, 20th, said he should not be mayor because he hasn’t been in government long enough to know how it works. (I tolja)

“I feel like we not ready and it’s showing out in the wash,”  Taylor, 20th, complained to another hard leftist on the Ben Jarovsky show. “I don’t got to say it, people see it. We’re pretending like now we got the power, let us show you how it’s supposed to done. And we look real stupid right now.”

Agreed you look really stupid now. But you backed a fool based on his race.

Even Bolsheviks get mugged by reality. But until they and their leftist media friends in Chicago focus on Boss Toni, and the fat governor who funds them, Chicago and the Democrats–and all the taxpayers of Illinois–are a floating ship of fools.

David Mansfield:

“Was listening to April Ryan’s moronic question to equally moronic Karine Jean-Pierre for like the 8th time, and caught something I previously missed. Ryan said that Stevie Wonder was concerned about the advancement of “the Black agenda” by the Biden administration and sought out a meeting with him. Just what is “the Black agenda”? What are the wide range of issues that ALL Blacks agree on? Defund the police, especially in poorer and crime ridden neighborhoods? Supporting the teacher’s unions and being against school choice? And who is a good spokesperson person for “the Black agenda”, her ? Stevie Wonder? Clarence Thomas? How pompous and ignorant of her to believe all Blacks agree on “a Black agenda”. Is there “a White agenda” we should be aware of? A Hispanic agenda? An Asian agenda? Identity politics and its proponents are ruining this country! I nominate alleged journalist April Ryan. Nah!”

John Dyslin: “How about Disney? This once great family-oriented business, the epitome of the American dream and Americana has gone down the tubes due to left wing indoctrination and wokism. Theme park revenue and attendance down. Movie business down. Streaming business failing. While their stock is up some this year, it’s nearly half what is was 2 years ago. Can Disney recover? If they stop with the left wing wokism. Nah to Disney!”

How did Elon Musk put it? Go F Yourself Disney.

Ann MacIntosh Baker: “John Kass I am oddly without a nomination this month. I’m sure there are many worthy recipients. There always is. Maybe because I’ve been dealing with one family crisis after another, I find myself looking more for the occasional blessing or reason to be thankful (which are many). I hope to be back into full Moutza nomination mode soon!”

We can’t do it without you Ann!

Steve Rauter: “John–Great job filling in with Dan Proft. As I’ve told you many times, you have a face for radio. My moutza nomination is SOS Blinken. He looked like he was going to vomit any time President Brandon opened his yap on the visit with the CCP (Joe’s business partners) in SanFran. When Blinken speaks, he looks like he can’t believe what is coming out of his own mouth, much like John Kirby. If Blinken is supposed to be a “handler” for the Bumbler in Chief, he’s doing a poor job.”

He might organize a letter writing campaign of 51 “intelligence officials” to tell us that Biden’s brain has been hijacked.

Pete Sremac: “The mayor and his minions for moving ahead on his Brighton Park migrant camp built on contaminated soil rented from AL Sanchez? I’m waiting for the lawsuits on the illnesses to begin. Blow on this Comrade Mayor, Nah!”

But who gets the Golden Moutza TM, an award suitable for a tee-shirt or coffee cup to subscribers at johnkassnews.com?

Chicago Mayor Dimwits isn’t going anywhere, as much as his hubris has brought him all his latest panic attacks, I suggest we let him ripen like a December pear and serve him with Stilton. But what of Evanston?

There is nothing so precious as drooling racist who’ve convinced themselves that separating  kids by race is consistent with “progressive” ideals.

Evanston, you constantly beclown yourself. But now you add the trappings of the fool for all to see, and the Chicago media jesters for covering you with their many sins of omission. If you were Republicans the Chicago media would skin you alive, but you’re leftists and so they protect you.

Lift up your chins and take this full frontal in the face. As Papou Pete would have said of Evanston educators, “They speak and the donkeys break wind.”

This Golden Moutza of the Month is yours.

Nah and blow on it right here you racist fools, revealed as the hateful hypocrites of the North Shore. You disgust me.

Evanston FEESAH!!!!!

NAH!!!

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