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Behold the Golden Moutza of the Month

Sunday October 5

By John Kass

Yes, the Obama Temple of Love and Fealty is soul crushing and ugly as by design, and all it needs is the angry, burning eye of Sauron to complete it as it lords over Chicago.

Or perhaps a giant granite head of Michelle Frown Face swiveling to point at those of us committing various Thought Crimes.

Though presidents are exempt from winning the Golden Moutza, are their architects and staffers exempt, including all those political hacks putting lipsticks on pigs?

Just thought I’d ask.

In the meantime, though, chaos abounds with the world going to hell. Netflix is pushing pro-trans programing on seven-year-olds. And it takes five hours to see a doctor in Illinois hospitals if you think you’re having a heart attack.

Democrats still in thrall to the late Chicago leftist zero Saul Alinsky are enacting their roles as Jacobins in Portland and Broadview just outside of Chicago.

And I’m sitting here with my cup of coffee—delicious in those really cool new black Golden Moutza coffee cups—and reading your moutza nominations.

Some came in the form of reader comments under recent columns. Only subscribers may comment for the record. But all may get their very own new Golden Moutza cup.

Reader Chuck Wellek writes:

“As ugly as the Obama Presidential Tower is, and however over budget it might be, it is the interior of the building that deserves our admiration reverence. There will be an “Obama Shrine” and gift shop. Every hour a chicken will be beheaded in the shrine while Obama’s Hope and Change speech will be played over loud speakers. The gift shop will sell Obama memorabilia such as the Hope Poster, bobbing Obama head dolls for your dashboard, and a full set of 10 CDs with his speeches plus a bonus CD playing the “Most Beautiful Sound I have Ever Heard” music. Obama signed copies of Rules For Radicals will be available but supplies are limited to the first 50 people in line. And a set of LARGE latex ears will be available that attach over your own ears! Limited supplies. The profits from the Shrine Tours and Obama Gift Shop should cover any cost overruns.”

Reader Dave Burkett responded: Would that be the same CD set of his speeches that he gave to Queen Elisabeth?

 

I’m  so confused about Barack and his Tower of Power and Fealty.  And lest the now-discredited media “fact checkers” attack, apparently it wasn’t a CD. It was an I-Phone from the American narcissist and loaded with his speeches. But hey, what’s a megalomanic to do when he’s gifting the queen? And now she’s dead.

You know how this works. When the end of the month approaches, I put out the call on social media that Golden Moutza nominations are open. And I am enjoying the back-and-forth on Facebook.

Michael Jones

Movie Director Paul Thomas Anderson for Movie Moutza of the month! Maybe the century (millennium?). His Alinsky-esque $300 million woke opus ‘One Battle After Another’ starring America’s sweetheart,Sean Penn, opened in 3600 theaters last Friday. It grossed $23 million nationwide. A quick check of showings today at the Evanston (the prime market for woke-ocity) show not a single ticket sold/seat picked at any showing today. Despite a 98% critics applaud on Rotten Tomatoes and an 8.4 rating on IMDb. Hmmm…do you think the studio was involved? Tagline: “When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own’s daughter.” Hey, Paul! Feesah etho. Blow on it. You win going away!

 

Kasso sez: The critics love it. But I won’t waste my money on that woke commie bs. I’m reading a good book by Charlie Gasparino on a related subject—Go Woke, Go Broke. Nahh bay bee!!

William M. Lee Jr.

It’s amazing, or perhaps not, but the stable of idiots has continued to increase. The selection will have to be a trying task to narrow to just one!

John Dyslin

Oh so so many: Brandon Johnson, Pritzker, Ilhan, but I think Jimmy Kimmel takes the cake trying to blame maga for Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Nah to Jimmy!

Ok. But what of Iowa Democrat and former Michelle Obama aid Jackie Norris? Norris fancies herself an Iowa Senate.

Norris, a Democrat, called upon Iowans to show “racial empathy” for illegal migrant Ian Roberts, whom she made superintendent of Des Moines Public Schools.

Racial empathy honey? We kiss

Jimmy Kimmel, Gov. Pritzker, Gavin Newsom with blood on his hands. Ah, the road goes on forever and the party never ends!!!!

George LeClaire

The fact that you 100% dislike everything that Democrats do and 100% love what Republicans do only proves that you were wrong you are a journalist and you know that would be 100% mathematically absolutely impossible. Where people would think you were telling the truth is if you would occasionally say something bad Republicans did and then occasionally say something good Democrats do that would actually help you get your message out more and help you win more, but I guess you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Kasso response:

Oh George, George LeClaire. That’s simply not true. I supported Democrats when they supported law enforcement, including the plan for 100,000 cops. And I opposed them as they increasingly became more leftist and supported anarchy, destroying the rule of law as Boss Toni Preckwinkle and her Mayor Panick Attacks have done in Chicago.

I supported Republican tax cuts and I have loudly opposed Republican corruption in Illinois, from the Combine of Thompson/Ryan and all their neo-conservative wars and foreign interventionism that end up killing the best Americans.

Enjoy your day. Oh, and one more thing. Nah!

Tom Winike

It’s a double! I nominate Gov. Pritzker and Mayor Johnson. Nah!

Pat Hickey

Chuck “frozen burgers and Velvetta” Schumer! Fesa Etho you craven clown!

Pete Sremac

John, I can nominate at least a dozen moutza worthy candidates this month. I’m going with Mayor Brandon Johnson (always moutza worthy). His speech where he referred to law enforcement, jails, and incarceration as a “sickness” that has not made communities safer takes the cake. If he feels that way about the police, why are there over 100 offices protection detail? detail? Mayor BJ, Nah!

Tom Tsatas

Group of 57 Congress evil NOT voting Yes to condemn the murder if a 31 year old Christian, husband, father and patriot who was the most impactful person this far in the 21st century.

John C. Lavezzi

I’ll go with the Chicago Teachers Union this month (breaking my string of JellyBelly nominations) for its adoration of cop killer Assata Shakur.

NAH!

Bill Melonides

I nominate Gov Jabba for the fire hydrant of lies and inflammatory comments about I.C.E. and Trump that spew constantly from his open pie hole! Φάτω!

Christopher Piecha

John lately you need a month just to organize the number of dipshits that deserve this prize!!!

Wil Kissan

Obama Center ( Note Not a Presidential Library…doesn’t Meet the Federal Requirements ) going….. Over Budget of $300M Currently at $850M

Laurie Powell Fumo

The NFL for half time entertainment pick: Bad Bunny. Nah !

Phil James

Consider Hakim “Pedro” Jeffries getting all butt hurt over a meme.

Bill Kamariotis

I nominate the self-esteemed hakeem jeffries – aka Dollar Tree obama – melting down over the hilarious AI generated “Urban Sombrero” moment. His playing the racist card once again over a cultural poke illuminates his lack of humor and obvious lack of “cojonés.”

Nah  Feesa etho hakeem! OLÉ!

Steve Rauter

Shared double Moutza to Darren “Rerun” Bailey and Aaron “The Combine” delMar.

Cris Dosev

Jimmy Kimmel. Nah!

Philip Bruzan

The Dem lawmakers. For voting against the continuing resolution. It’s 24 pages long and it’s the same CR that they voted on 13 times in the past. Hypocrites all.

James Kezios

CTU for honoring a murderer of NJ trooper.

Denise Harmantas Mikkelsen

I nominate the governor of my State – Gavin Newsom! He is a pathetic excuse for a leader, is obsessed with his own importance, does nothing meaningful or good for our State – the only thing he does is spouting BS about Trump. I puke whenever I see his face!!!! Nah!

Tom Winike

Nah ! Moutza to mighty Michelle-O and her dimwitted sidekick Jackie Norris, queen bee of Iowa school boards. Norris the ignoramus is also running for US Senate, hoping to sweeten her federal pension as Michelle’s chief of staff. Norris refuses to admit she endangered students by putting a scam-artist on the payroll at $300,000 salary. Her crony Ian Roberts previously ran all-Black Anacostia high school in Washington DC, just 4 miles from the Obama White House. First Lady Michelle gave the commencement address there in 2010. Feesah Etho! . . .

Amen Tom Winike. Amen!!!

John Allen

The moutzah needs to be given out on a weekly basis. Even then, there are so many deserving chumbolones that just one won’t be enough.

 

 

Christine Morley

Head Honcho of Des Moine Iowa school board for hiring illegal alien with felony arrest record for UUW. Jackie Norris, NAH!

Martin Ruffner

These 2 for shoveling the bs all day

 

Glessna Barabas Yurgen Coisson

To J Kass……. For Not having Enough Moutzas To Go Around… nawww

Craig Lofgren

Joe Biden for giving away $87 billion to programs that were not even a year old and then he couldn’t remember who he gave it to. Blamed it on the auto pen….blow on it

Bob Boren

I’m probably jumping on the bandwagon here but I nominate Gov. JB (Toilets) Pritzker for all his hate speech. Calling his political foes names like nazis and fascists. Calling for mass protests and the one  I find the most offensive – “These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace”. That sounds like a call to violence to me.

To JB, NAH! Blow on it.

David R. Pearling

Why not the disgraceful Iowa school superintendent?

He exactly defines the woke DEI ideology that infects the left.

The only box he cannot check is trans.

 

A man in a blue suit, vest, and tie with glasses and braids stands at a podium speaking into a microphone. A woman in an orange dress stands beside him, holding glasses. A backdrop displays repeated "Des Moines" text and "dmschools.org" logos with the slogan "COME HERE. BECOME HERE."

 

Ok, now for the decision. The beauty of the Golden Moutza of the Month is that it’s so (small d) democratic. It is the award for the people, the demos. Not the left wing think tank or the various Greek restaurants where you can get lemon-rice soup with real chicken. But the people. You and me.

And I’ve tried to do you all justice (I only posted a small fraction of the responses) but the Moutza of the Month is also an educational tool. Consider the snapshot above of the illegal alien from Ghana with the criminal record and the gun and thousands in cash whom she made superintendent of Des Moines schools, Democrat Jackie Norris is in the orange dress.

She wants “racial empathy” but she’s the poster child for the woke idiocracy destroying the country and the once functional Democrat Party.

Yes there are many who deserve this one, from Chucky Schumer on down. But consider if you will the story of Jackie Norris, who worked for the Obamas and they stuffed her brains full of horse poop and she selected a criminal alien with a long criminal history to educate children in Iowa’s largest school district.

And she wants to be Senator? Radical empathy this.

Jackie? You want to be a United States Senator? Really?

First, please behold your face shining brightly in the glow of the Golden Moutza that you worked so hard to achieve. Perhaps the Obamas will hire you to serve cocktails at the opening of the Obama Temple of Fealty. Just wear a little black dress. But a Senator from Iowa? I don’t think so.

Blow on it you stupid cud chewing cow. Feesah etho!

NAH PARTA!!!!

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Comments 47

  1. Ah. Sunday morning coffee is always more enjoyable with your column John. And the assorted nominees are all worthy. As is the winner.

    But you insult fine members of the bovine species throughout the world by comparing her with them. Just saying.

    Happy Sunday everyone.

    1. Pat Hickey _ John Kass _ Am I extrapolating conspiracy theories when I note former First Lady Michelle surrounded herself with an unscrupulous entourage ? From LaSalle Street power broker Tina Tchen and her Jussie Smollett sympathizers to Susan Sher (head of the committee that devoured lakefront parkland for the hideous Obama Library) to Jackie “the lackey” Norris, all 3 chiefs of staff formerly employed by Michelle reflect poorly on her legacy. Ditching her humble Hyde Park neighborhood didn’t help Michelle’s tarnished image. Only 3% of the residents near the Obama waterfront compound in Martha’s Vineyard are Black. And there’s her Jimmy Kimmel connection : Michelle made at least four guest appearances with the narcissistic hate monger (in 2012, 2018, 2021, and 2022.) Kimmel apologized to Oprah for his racist impersonations of her. But he refuses to apologize to the widow of Charlie Kirk . . . https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-53151764

  4. Excellent choice once again! Thank you John! The wife and I left the state of Illinois a year ago for the great state of Texas! Couldn’t be happier. Best wishes!

  7. Mr Kass, thanks for the moutza at a time when I really needed the laughs! An honorable mention must go to Congresswoman and Gubernatorial Candidate Sherrill for:
    1. Voting to honor Charlie Kirk, then publically condemning him.
    2. Breaking the Honor Code at Annapolis then maintaining she was punished for not rating [nobody believes that].
    3. After serving as a Prosecutor and in her 4th term in Congress still talking only about her rather undistinguished Navy Career.
    4. Making 7 million dollars but not knowing how.
    5. All her Kamala Harris style word salads now coming back to haunt her.

  8. John, there were so many to choose from, but I thi k your pick is spot on. How absolutely crazy is the story of ” Jackie’s Choice” (should be a movie!) of an illegal alien running the Des Moines Iowa schools. Absolutely lunatic!

    1. Steve Havlik _ A great storyline for film studios ! I would suggest Hollywood legend Samuel L. Jackson as the gun-toting superintendent, with Trump-hater Robert de Niro as his immigration lawyer. Meryl Streep could play the school board boss who refuses to back down, with Jimmy Kimmel as a Biden-appointed judge who orders the deportation plane to turn around mid-flight and return to cheering crowds at Des Moines International Airport. Special guest appearance by anti-cotton crusader Serena Williams as First Lady Michelle Obama.

  10. It is revealed, meet the new Woke Pope Leo, same as the last Woke Pope Francis. Between pagan shaman-like blessings on an inert spiritless piece of ice, and his “equivocation” between cold blooded murder of millions of innocents in what should be the safety of the womb, and the legal and justified elimination(death penalty} of monsters who prowl, prey and savagely slaughter on the our innocent wives and daughters like Iryna Zarutska. Durbin, Cupich, Pritzker, Leo, unholy peas of a pod.

  11. Of all the low-hanging fruit, you found a most excellent winner… Ms Norris! In Des Moines, no less. This is a wake up call for all the citizens who let DEI do-gooders flourish, running our local Boards. NAH!

  12. George

    If you need proof of the fact that John says good things about democrats I can send you his 2004 column stating that Hillary Clinton would make a great president! Yoikes!

  13. Another consideration needs to be the Chicago Police Department Chief of Patrol, Jon Hein who gave the order not to help the ICE agent in trouble out on the street when the crowd turned ugly m him. His request for help was sent out and the WOL sent troops to assist but an override to not assist came from the Chief. We never ignore an officer request for help. Never! This is a shameful, cowardly, dangerous act.

  15. Her degree in Moutza awarded, Senator Senseless candidate Norris should go Hollywood. Feature her in a reboot of the 1986 Rodney Dangerfield comedy “Back To School.” Norris, Roberts and the CTU supervise a hilarious effort to have Rodney character Brandon Johnson complete his obviously failed grade school education. Call it “Back To Remedial School” or “I Don’t Get No Respect With That 6% Approval Rating!”

    1. David Bittinger _ Jackie “the lackey” Norris might have a great future in Hollywood. She could film a remake of Field of Dreams , where ghosts of Obama scandals emerge from Iowa cornfields like Lois Lerner the IRS hatchet queen and James Comey with his early-morning FBI raids. Ms Norris could write a script titled “Bridges of Des Moines County”, starring Meryl Streep as a courageous school board boss who refuses to back down. I would suggest Hollywood legend Samuel L. Jackson as the gun-toting superintendent, with Trump-hater Robert de Niro as his immigration lawyer. Also starring Jimmy Kimmel as a Biden-appointed judge who orders the deportation plane to turn around mid-flight and return to cheering crowds at Des Moines International Airport. Special guest appearance by anti-cotton crusader Serena Williams as First Lady Michelle Obama.

  16. Good call on this one. Jackie Norris. Now I know about her ambitions and her responsibility for that epic bad hire, and her response to his uncovering. Every voter in Iowa must be made aware of what they are considering for Senator. This column should help awaken the good people of Iowa.

  19. John, your mention of Michelle’s head on the top of the brutalist monstrosity that is the Obama library evoked memories of the sphinx on top of the Morlock entrance to their underworld in the 1960 version of The Time Machine.

  20. I always look forward to the bestowing of the honored Moutza. I am in complete agreement with my fellow readers. Too many to chose from.
    Congratulations to my fellow readers on their mentioned nominations.
    Well deserved Moutza.

  22. Sundays are fun days when they begin with a John Kass column. Am I suffering from dystopian delusions when I ask if the Obama tower resembles Arnie Duncan peeking his Herman Munster head out from the bedsheets ? The former Sec of Education caused a lot of pain which his 2013 complaint about “white suburban moms who—all of a sudden—their child isn’t as brilliant as they thought they were.” Ted Dabrowski posts a list of the 14 highest paid school superintendents in Illinois. 8 of them have dismal student proficiency in reading. The top-salary is $450,000 at Dolton SD, where the rate is pathetic 19% Waukegan SD has 16% with a salary of $344,000. Chicago Public School grades better at 29% proficiency. The most shocking failure is Leyden CHSD with a gloomy 21%. Disgraceful times have arrived in those western suburbs. I pray that Illinois voters will see the bleak educational system Pritzker and his unions are providing (with enormous salaries for political loyalists.) . . . . https://x.com/ilpoliski/status/1974455320815747122?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

  23. Recent studies of the inbred Muslim population from the Middle East who have flooded the Western world have an average IO of 70. Perhaps like in Iowa, we can select these inbred retards to head our school systems in Illinois, it is only fair and equitable after all.

  25. Hope this Ghanese dude has at least a college diploma. But how come, the ICE didn’t arrest him and deport him?!
    When I entered this country as a foreign engineering graduate student in the spring semester of 1970, any student with a college degree is eligible to become a permanent (legal) resident of USA after he completes 6 months of school here. That’s how Patel colleges with just a single room suite sprung up in big cities like Chicago and New York! Then during the February of 1971, due to the harsh economic situation similar to a mini depression, a new immigration law was introduced requiring an employer’s certification that they couldn’t find a qualified applicant for the position they have an opening for. Many a foreign student were in the draft age and were less than 25 years old. Therefore they were continuing their education in the evening colleges while working on temporary jobs. The immigration officials used to hang around the Greyhound Bus Stops during weekends and get hold of the foreign students that come to board the buses, take them to the nearest detention centers for questioning and deport them!-either to Canada if he has a relative there who would take care of him or back to India or to his home country! And now compare that to the present situation in this country! At least 4 years ago, the ICE officials threatened the US congress man Guetiarez with arrest when he wanted to see the detainees at the center. Now, they should be lawfully arresting Pritzker and Mayor Panics!

    1. I agree 100% Kathy Patrician. One of my grandmothers grew up in Iowa. Demographic studies indicate 2 of the most important voter groups in the Hawkeye State are “People who own cows” and “People who had to sell their cows because of Biden-omics.”

  28. Never underestimate the stupidity of the Democrats. There is a late addition to this month’s list. Virginia Democrat candidate Jay Johnson wishing to put two bullets into one of his political opponents head. He also wished to see that opponents two children die in their mothers arms. And what office does this scum aspire to? VIRGINIA ATTORNEY GENERAL. Let that sink in. The states highest ranking law
    officer. Hoping for the murder of political opponents.

  30. Yep, great article John, great nomination and great choice. Can’t wait for the news tomorrow after a top cop calls for the stand down of Chicago cops in response to an ambush on the feds and then he denies it despite video and audio evidence that the stand down was called for. The cop and the mayor’s office have less than 24 hours to formulate their bullshit response. And those responses can generate multiple nominees for next month’s Moutza.

  31. I go to and from Indiana all the time. I go through Jackson Park, but through the golf course – an original Tom Bendelow design, unchanged. Then on Hayes to LSD. I have never seen the Obama debacle and plan on never setting eyes on it. Until, however, it becomes the Obama Mausoleum because I believe it will be where today’s Democrat party has gone to die – a cemetery.

    Then 15 years will pass, and more construction crews will be on site – dismantling and demolition crews that is.

  33. You paid Jackie Norris the highest of honors.
    Her political trajectory just landed in the garbage dump.
    Iowa just suffered through two terms of RINO Joni Ernst.
    I guess being ex-military isn’t always the best political choice.
    But, an ex-staffer of Big Mike is never a good choice.
    Golden Moutza Jackie Norris for the win. Nah!

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