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Veritas: Can Claudine Gay’s Chicago Way Connections (Obama, Pritzker) Protect Her from Golden Moutza of the Month?

By John Kass January 3, 2024 If Hollywood makes a sci-fi film of “The Incredible Shrinking Ivy League University,” it…

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If I Get Any Calls, I’ll Be at The Kafenio

By Jimmy Banakis December 31, 2023 It is not the young man who should be considered fortunate but the old…

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Do You Want a Dead Son or a Live Daughter?

By Greg Ganske December 29, 2023 You and your son are discussing treatment to change your son’s sex with the doctor.…

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Raffaele Raia, the Neapolitan Barber and the Origins of the Legendary “No Chumbolone” Cap

By John Kass December 27, 2023 Nobody wants to be thought of as stupid, an idiot…Or comme si dice what’s…

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O Holy Night

By John Kass December 24, 2023 For all the children who should be loved always, but especially on this night,…

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Winndeavor Precision Machine Parts: Angels and Saints in One Place

By Pat Hickey December 22, 2023 We have no end of demons in our lives. Some are imagined but far…

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Traditions

By Bill Melonides December 21, 2023 Families, like most cultures, are held together and often defined by their customs and…

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Beware of Bad Food Metaphors, and Don’t Forget the Chicken Stock and Onion Reduction for Kass Onion Soup ™ for Christmas Dinner

By John Kass December 20, 2023 Yes, we’ll eventually get to the Roasted Chicken stock and the Onion reduction, because…

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Sam Bankman-Fried, Brush Up Your Shakespeare

by Cory Franklin December 17, 2023 The great Irish playwright and critic George Bernard Shaw once said, “I pity the…

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Is This the End for Hunter and China Joe?

By John Kass December 15, 2023 When I was a young reporter, before getting on the elevators to head up…

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There Are No Victims of The System

By Dan Proft December 13, 2023 “I was hysterical,” Lisa Markiewicz told ABC-7 News recently. “Are we going to lose our…

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Now Available: JohnKassNews.com Merchandise!

By John Kass December 10, 2023  I’ve got a big damn head to begin with. It’s unusually large as  those…

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#MeToo Unless You’re a Jew

By John Kass December 8, 2023 Was it only yesterday that critics of left-wing billionaire George Soros were apt to…

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Hamas Butchery of Women and Children Demands Clarity in the US and the World

By Steve Huntley December 6, 2023 The release of Israeli hostages unleashed an outpouring of emotions — relief, hope, happiness…

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Behold the Power: The Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass December 3, 2023 The thing about the Golden Moutza of the Month is that the hordes of…

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