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Behold: The Golden Moutza is so Bleepin’ Ripe!!

By John Kass Sept. 7, 2025 You toss a moutza as you would toss a ripe tomato. You hold it,…

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His Judgement Cometh and That Right Soon

By The Honorable Judge James R. Brown HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE! The Court of Common Sense is finally…

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Chicago Democrats From America’s Murder Capital Refuse Trump’s Help on Crime

By John Kass Sept. 3, 2025 I grew up in Chicago–which for 13 straight years now has been the murder…

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Labor Day

By Mike Houlihan August 31st, 2025 My big brother Paul died last August, just shy of his 89th birthday. He…

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Cellphones, Gaza and the IDF

By Cory Franklin August 29th, 2025 Among international agencies, news outlets and influential commentators, it has become an article of…

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Pritzker and Dems Play Russian Roulette with American Families

By John Kass Wednesday Aug. 27, 2025 Some political tricks are obvious, even to the chumbolones. Like the weak-minded fat…

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In Therapy With Tony Rezko’s Groundskeeper: Orange Man Broke Me

By John Kass Aug. 24, 2025 Doctor, I’m so screwed. You see the news about the FBI raiding neocon John…

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The Tale of Three Cities

By James Banakis August 22nd, 2025 I’ve always been a city boy. I got together with a group of friends…

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What Tree Do We Plant Now?

By John Kass August 20th, 2025 I’m a fool for not listening to the woodpecker. He was trying to tell…

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Obama is the New Nixon

By John Kass Sunday August 17, 2025 Barack Obama is the new Nixon. There, I wrote it down and my…

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Brandon Johnson’s War on the Black Community

By Paul Vallas August 15th, 2025 Mayor Brandon Johnson fashions himself as the successor to former Mayor Harold Washington, presenting…

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A Broken Father, a Broken Nation

By John Kass August 13, 2025 The other day I did something I haven’t done in quite a while: Interview…

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Behold the Power: The Golden Moutza of the Month

By John Kass August 10, 2025 You’ve heard of “the Cincinnati beat down?” One of the victims, a mother of…

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The Audacity of a Trailblazer

By James Banakis August 8, 2025 There’s a delightful Irish story about two young boys who come upon a high…

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Brendan Reilly, Boss Toni and The Chicago Way

By John Kass August 6, 2025 If there ever was an Italian artist who would have understood Chicago politics and…

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