Here’s some brand new Merch at johnkassnews.com—where you’ll always get a good cup of Midwestern common sense.

With the November elections and the holiday shopping season just around the corner, why not make it easy on yourself and shop merch at johnkassnews.com with new mugs and ball caps? Order them and have them shipped directly to you. They’re perfect gifts.

Two different No Chumbolone Zone mug sizes: a black 11-oz. coffee mug. and my favorite, a 15-oz. mug—perfect for a tasty and steaming mug of hot-buttered rum, soup or some good Midwestern common sense.

We also have a Golden Moutza cup, commemorating the classic curse of the ancient Hellenes, because there’s nothing like a good Nah! to start your morning.

Also the “Chicago Way” mugs, and as always, you’ll find the classic and stylish black “No Chumbolone” Zone ballcaps, because you’re a reader of impeccable common sense and subscriber to johnkassnews.com, and that means you are no chumbolone.