Column: If moms are ‘birthing people,’ what do we call dads?
by John Kass | © 2021 John Kass
If moms are “birthing persons” then what are dads on Father’s Day?
Americans are being bombarded with ads for gifts for that special day for fathers. Should I say “sperm contributors” in preparation for our complete capitulation to the woke?
The “sperm contributor” in your life may want that leather chair, or aftershave he’ll never use, a box of fine maduro cigars, a fly-fishing shirt, or perhaps Orwell’s “1984” and a bottle of Glenmorangie 18 to wash it down.