When it Rains it Pours
By John Kass April 5th, 2024 Against the advice of the Lovely Sicilian, I’ve decided to write a column involving…
When the Moon Hit Our Eyes
By Jimmy Banakis April 3, 2024 Our story begins in the town of Marigliano in the Campania region of Italy.…
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Zeus the Wonder Dog
By John Kass March 31, 2024 The boys desperately wanted a dog. And finally, when they were in 8th grade,…
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Americans Are Innocent Bystanders
By Dan Proft March 29, 2024 Several years ago, I wrote a column for the Chicago Tribune about the death of a…
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You Count the Votes Over and Over Until They Add Up Right
By John Kass March 27, 2024 Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker—the perpetually frightened rich kid born on third base thinking he…
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Lent’s Bright Sorrow
By Father Paul Siewers March 24, 2024 Lent comes late for Orthodox Christians this year. Forgive us. It starts on…
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Our Terrorist Ally in Syria
By Nicholas Spyridon Kass Reposted with permission of the editors of The American Conservative Magazine where this article was originally…
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In Naples, Among the Nablidani
By John Kass March 20, 2024 What do the good Nablidani—slang for the people of Naples—want to hear about their…
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Paddy’s Day Not A Good Day For Snakes!
By Mike Houlihan March 17, 2024 St. Patrick’s Day scares me a helluva lot more than Halloween. Especially this year,…
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Democrats Genuflect to Old Gods They No Longer Believe In
By John Kass March 15, 2024 I got myself a big bowl of Chicago Mix popcorn to watch a grand…
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Biden’s Dangerous Mideast Fantasy
By Steve Huntley March 13, 2024 Hamas invaded southern Israel Oct. 7, massacred Israeli civilians from babies to bubbes, raped…
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Biden: Frail Old Man Selling Woof Tickets
By John Kass March 10, 2024 How does America see President Joe Biden now? They see an angry old man…
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No Chicago Rebrand Needed, Education and Public Safety Above Cheap PR
By Erin Geary March 8, 2024 In a February 26 article by Crain’s Chicago Business entitled “What does Chicago need…
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After 9-0 Supreme Beatdown of the Left, Cardiac Patient in Need of a Good Maduro Cigar
By John Kass March 6, 2024 Somewhere there’s a heart surgeon out there wise and gracious enough to write me…
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Fani and Mr. Humper Battle It Out with the Bidens and Mayor Boufo for the Golden Moutza of the Month
By John Kass March 3, 2024 Watching President China Joe Biden gaslighting the nation on illegal immigration–while avoiding any reference…