By John Kass

Wednesday February 5. 2025

How many wings can you pull off flies and still amuse yourself?

I really don’t know. Flies crawl about in animal waste and leftists insist upon crawling on human waste and I don’t ever want to touch that crap.

But Democrats haven’t stopped melting down after Donald Trump’s historic Republican victory. They’ve made fools of themselves. They cling to failure like all those flies, clinging to dung like happy dung beetles, or like the idiot former Transportation Secretary known as the unctuous Mayor Pete.

Their lead fool is the MSNBC and Bezos Post’s halfwit-in-residence Jonathan Capehart. He smirked while asking Democrat leaders to raise their hands if they believed Democrat Kamala Harris lost the presidential election to President Donald Trump due to white racism and sexism.

They all raised their hands like the grinning fools they are. “Good answer” said the unctuous smirking Capehart.

Nah! You malaka! (to make soft by repeated over use).

Moving forward, that prissy Capehart smirk should be tied around every Democrat’s re-election campaign and if I have anything to say about it, they’ll like it. What’s worse than sitting them on a dunce’s stool and compelling them to hold a full bar of Irish Spring soap between their teeth for the time it takes to recite the Bill of Rights.

Oh boy. Don’t cry children. You don’t like it, my Democrat friends? Then elect grownups rather than prissy smirking fools.

Why are we here today? This is the day we’re awarding the Golden Moutza of Two Months (December and January).

You know how we do this thing of ours. Readers find me on social media and nominate their worthy idiots. They sometimes link to news stories to buttress their claims.

One of the idiots is Phil Murphy, the Democratic governor of New Jersey who bragged he’s hiding at least one illegal migrant at his home, then abruptly publicly said he’d changed his mind when he realized that he wouldn’t like hanging out in a federal lockup. If Democrats don’t like this, perhaps they could begin electing adults, rather than puppies who soil the carpet with that universal sad face of theirs.

“I humbly submit my nominee for Moutza of the month, the feckless, ridiculous, fainthearted fop Pete Buttigieg,” said former US Army Lt. Michael Jones, who sometimes uses the pen name “Michael Ledwith” when writing for johnkassnews, your favorite website for Midwestern common sense.

“Thank goodness the former Secretary of Transportation. A DEI choice by Biden,who never met a challenge while Secretary that he did not racialize, genderize, panderize, and infantilize by talking to the American people as if they were toddlers,” he wrote.”His X comment following the DC tragedy:

“Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch.”

“Feesah etho.

“Blow on it, Pete.”

I keep hearing you were a military genius, but I don’t know a single American who’d want to be in a foxhole with you once the shooting starts. Mayor Pete is a moutza if there ever was one.” You give off an oily backstabber vibe.

“I would like to nominate all the hysterical progressive folks,” writes Michael Kaplan. “They are just out of their minds right now.”

Indeed. Yes, you’ve been watching MSNBC  so we don’t have to, Mr. Kaplan. But your Moutza is void because despite my many warnings, you forgot the magic words. What is a Hellenic curse without the magic words.

“Senators at hearings to confirm Trump cabinet nominees,” writes Charles Katz. “Reason: posturing and lecturing and answering own questions and not letting the nominees answer and talking over the nominees without eliciting anything on actual credentials or qualifications of the nominees. Nah!!!”

Good one.

Sen. Mark Kelly, the Arizona Democrat who tried to play a weasel word game with Tulsi Gabbard came off as a Rhesus monkey performing for a food pellet.

“Good luck in selecting one!” said Russell G. Whitaker Jr. “The field of nominees is staggering! From Governor Commodius Maximus, to Mayor Brandon “CPS” Johnson, to Mayor Tiffany Heynard, Mayor Karen Bass. And space will not allow me to list the numerous Senators who are prime candidates!”

They are legion. And they infest the idiocracy. The only way to root them out is by ridicule. And the Golden Moutza.

“Nah! Moutza to Hollywood hypocrite Selena Gomez, who’s beauty brand made her a billionaire, writes the always prescient Tom Winike. “Greedy Gomez charges teenagers $20 for a .12 oz tube of lip balm, compared to Oak Brook-based Blistex that charges one dollar LOL. Selena shed tears for deported sex offenders, without one word about their deceased victims. Feesah Etho!”

I saw the video of Gomez crying for “my people.” What of Jocelyn Nungaray, the 12 year old murdered by illegal migrants in Texas? Or Rachel Morin, The 37-year-old Maryland mother of five murdered and assaulted? Or Laken Reily, the young nursing student in Georgia, also murdered by migrants here illegally. Democrats like China Joe Biden insisted the Southern border was secure. It wasn’t. And that cost him the election and cost Democrats the House and the Senate.

Aren’t they your people you stupid little child?

Also, Moutza to devious Dick Durbin; always arrogant and contemptuous of crime victims, just like his puppet master Charles “snake-charmer’ Schumer. On Jan 14, dimwit Durbin claimed on X-twitter “The Laken Riley Act would make Americans less safe.” Nah! Feesah Etho1”

Dick Durbin. As oily as an Illinois bullhead. Nah!

Former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has removed the he/him” pronouns from his social media profiles, a quiet but notable shift in his public presentation. He’s chattered on about running for Governor of Michigan, and at other times running for Senator of Michigan.  As a Biden Democrat, from a failed administration that pushed Electric Vehicle mandates that would kill the American auto industry, he’s a fantasy boy. And Mayor Pete’s love for racist DEI programs won’t help him.

Better that he curls up into a ball, like an insect on a Michigan twig, and dream his insect dream, thinking of the buzzing of his “racist highways”. As he drifts off into his insect dream, he might dream of what’s coming.

That big fat Golden Moutza.

Because you deserve it, you unctuous fool.

Nah! Blow on it. You might ask Capehart to join you in your huffing and puffing.

NAH!

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