Behold the Combined Power of the Golden Moutza of December and January
By John Kass
Wednesday February 5. 2025
How many wings can you pull off flies and still amuse yourself?
I really don’t know. Flies crawl about in animal waste and leftists insist upon crawling on human waste and I don’t ever want to touch that crap.
But Democrats haven’t stopped melting down after Donald Trump’s historic Republican victory. They’ve made fools of themselves. They cling to failure like all those flies, clinging to dung like happy dung beetles, or like the idiot former Transportation Secretary known as the unctuous Mayor Pete.
Their lead fool is the MSNBC and Bezos Post’s halfwit-in-residence Jonathan Capehart. He smirked while asking Democrat leaders to raise their hands if they believed Democrat Kamala Harris lost the presidential election to President Donald Trump due to white racism and sexism.
They all raised their hands like the grinning fools they are. “Good answer” said the unctuous smirking Capehart.
Nah! You malaka! (to make soft by repeated over use).
Moving forward, that prissy Capehart smirk should be tied around every Democrat’s re-election campaign and if I have anything to say about it, they’ll like it. What’s worse than sitting them on a dunce’s stool and compelling them to hold a full bar of Irish Spring soap between their teeth for the time it takes to recite the Bill of Rights.
Oh boy. Don’t cry children. You don’t like it, my Democrat friends? Then elect grownups rather than prissy smirking fools.
Why are we here today? This is the day we’re awarding the Golden Moutza of Two Months (December and January).
You know how we do this thing of ours. Readers find me on social media and nominate their worthy idiots. They sometimes link to news stories to buttress their claims.
One of the idiots is Phil Murphy, the Democratic governor of New Jersey who bragged he’s hiding at least one illegal migrant at his home, then abruptly publicly said he’d changed his mind when he realized that he wouldn’t like hanging out in a federal lockup. If Democrats don’t like this, perhaps they could begin electing adults, rather than puppies who soil the carpet with that universal sad face of theirs.
“I humbly submit my nominee for Moutza of the month, the feckless, ridiculous, fainthearted fop Pete Buttigieg,” said former US Army Lt. Michael Jones, who sometimes uses the pen name “Michael Ledwith” when writing for johnkassnews, your favorite website for Midwestern common sense.
“Thank goodness the former Secretary of Transportation. A DEI choice by Biden,who never met a challenge while Secretary that he did not racialize, genderize, panderize, and infantilize by talking to the American people as if they were toddlers,” he wrote.”His X comment following the DC tragedy:
“Despicable. As families grieve, Trump should be leading, not lying. We put safety first, drove down close calls, grew Air Traffic Control, and had zero commercial airline crash fatalities out of millions of flights on our watch.”
“Feesah etho.
“Blow on it, Pete.”
I keep hearing you were a military genius, but I don’t know a single American who’d want to be in a foxhole with you once the shooting starts. Mayor Pete is a moutza if there ever was one.” You give off an oily backstabber vibe.
“I would like to nominate all the hysterical progressive folks,” writes Michael Kaplan. “They are just out of their minds right now.”
Indeed. Yes, you’ve been watching MSNBC so we don’t have to, Mr. Kaplan. But your Moutza is void because despite my many warnings, you forgot the magic words. What is a Hellenic curse without the magic words.
“Senators at hearings to confirm Trump cabinet nominees,” writes Charles Katz. “Reason: posturing and lecturing and answering own questions and not letting the nominees answer and talking over the nominees without eliciting anything on actual credentials or qualifications of the nominees. Nah!!!”
Good one.
Sen. Mark Kelly, the Arizona Democrat who tried to play a weasel word game with Tulsi Gabbard came off as a Rhesus monkey performing for a food pellet.
“Good luck in selecting one!” said Russell G. Whitaker Jr. “The field of nominees is staggering! From Governor Commodius Maximus, to Mayor Brandon “CPS” Johnson, to Mayor Tiffany Heynard, Mayor Karen Bass. And space will not allow me to list the numerous Senators who are prime candidates!”
They are legion. And they infest the idiocracy. The only way to root them out is by ridicule. And the Golden Moutza.
“Nah! Moutza to Hollywood hypocrite Selena Gomez, who’s beauty brand made her a billionaire, writes the always prescient Tom Winike. “Greedy Gomez charges teenagers $20 for a .12 oz tube of lip balm, compared to Oak Brook-based Blistex that charges one dollar LOL. Selena shed tears for deported sex offenders, without one word about their deceased victims. Feesah Etho!”
I saw the video of Gomez crying for “my people.” What of Jocelyn Nungaray, the 12 year old murdered by illegal migrants in Texas? Or Rachel Morin, The 37-year-old Maryland mother of five murdered and assaulted? Or Laken Reily, the young nursing student in Georgia, also murdered by migrants here illegally. Democrats like China Joe Biden insisted the Southern border was secure. It wasn’t. And that cost him the election and cost Democrats the House and the Senate.
Aren’t they your people you stupid little child?
Mr. Winike went for the double on Sen. Slimy Bullhead himself who lies like a snake.
Also, Moutza to devious Dick Durbin; always arrogant and contemptuous of crime victims, just like his puppet master Charles “snake-charmer’ Schumer. On Jan 14, dimwit Durbin claimed on X-twitter “The Laken Riley Act would make Americans less safe.” Nah! Feesah Etho1”
Dick Durbin. As oily as an Illinois bullhead. Nah!
Former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has removed the he/him” pronouns from his social media profiles, a quiet but notable shift in his public presentation. He’s chattered on about running for Governor of Michigan, and at other times running for Senator of Michigan. As a Biden Democrat, from a failed administration that pushed Electric Vehicle mandates that would kill the American auto industry, he’s a fantasy boy. And Mayor Pete’s love for racist DEI programs won’t help him.
Better that he curls up into a ball, like an insect on a Michigan twig, and dream his insect dream, thinking of the buzzing of his “racist highways”. As he drifts off into his insect dream, he might dream of what’s coming.
That big fat Golden Moutza.
Because you deserve it, you unctuous fool.
Nah! Blow on it. You might ask Capehart to join you in your huffing and puffing.
NAH!
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Comments 39
Must be getting more difficult to do this John. Maybe give one out every week.
Maybe John could award Mini-Moutza’s throughout the month, my guess is there are enough candidates for daily honorees.
Eeny, meeny, miny moe.
This has to be my one of my favorite examples of Biden era leardership from our moutza boy:
“Buttigieg says America’s highways are racist and infrastructure bill will help fix it”
Also someone needs to tell him if he wants to run for office in Michigan he can’t live in Indiana.
Booty moved to Traverse City a couple years ago, although I’m kinda surprised it wasn’t Saugatuck. He’s Michigan’s problem now.
Well if he runs for US Senator from Michigan he merely has to meet the standards for running for office as set forth in the US Constitution which in this case is age 30 yrs and nine years a citizen of the US. So he can live anywhere he wants, until if and when he is elected, then he must become a MI resident, but not required before. So while campaigning for the US Senate (for MI) he can live in Indiana if he so chooses … though not a politically astute move.
Buttigieg is a good choice, but Durbin, Duckworth, or Gov. Moneybags are much more deserving.
Pete “Howdy Doody” B. Great choice although Commodius Maximus, Panic Attacks, or Bullhead Durbin all qualify. EMINENTLY! The Secretary in his position affects every American. “🇺🇸 Racist” highways? Well I guess eliminating miles of slums back in the day was racist. IMO a real twofer. Expressways and removing urban blight on the same dime. During wokeness dawn I never acceded to putting my pronouns in my email or signature blocks. And as weasley Pete has now tried to join the land of the living free we can too. Running for Gov or senator? Michigan? Hmmm I guess he figures the country folk (common sense midwesterners ) of Indiana won’t so he’ll try Michigan instead. (stay tuned). Well Picked John.
Buttigieg deserves it. How any “Secretary of …” of the US (a “leadership” position) can go out for an extended period on parental leave is beyond me. Leadership for these high-level roles is an ongoing responsibility not just to oneself but to all citizens of our country that never stops. Either he abdicated his responsibility to the country for weeks on end or the Secretary of Transportation is a non-essential government BS role that should be eliminated.
From my narrow vision still suffering in Chicago, I have a sneaking suspicion that Mayor BJ will emerge as a clear future Moutza winner when the CPS/CTU negotiation blows up (and the CTU flexes its strike power selfishly for themselves, hurting the children) in the coming months.
I have been mostly successful in avoiding seeing or reading about the vast majority of these imbeciles lately. Therefore, I don’t know about them to nominate them.
(I have changed the definition of imbeciles to read “anyone who wins or gets honorable mention in the ‘Golden Moutza’ contest each month found on johnkassnews.com”)
Okay, I admit it, I fibbed. Yes I avoid reading about them since it is a vexation to my spirit. But there are actually so many that slip through in the news that I can’t really decide which one to push my Moutza hand at. Also, I’m lazy.
How did Newsom get missed with his Alex Baldwin like answer about who was responseable. Let’s see how smart those Hollywood celebs are when he is looking for donations.
My neighbor, great guy, smart, hard working. Had a Kamala flag on his lawn for over 100 days. God love him ….NAH!, Blow on it.
I like “ ….his insect dream… “. Great
REP. JASMINE CROCKETT of Tennessee, ’nuff said,
There is a new clown on MSNBC – Andrew Weissman. What a toxic yutz!
Mayor Petey is a hands down champ!!!!!!!!!! Get ready for Pete 2.0 in Michigan. I am melting agallon of butter for that popcorn feast.
Pat
It’s MSDNC!?
Can’t wait to be re-posting this on X when Pothole Pete starts his new campaign. A great reminder to just how worthless he truly is. Oh and I’ll post on Blue Sky as well. The tsunami of hate will be quite fun to watch.
Sometimes a joke is so obvious it cries for a punchline. While watching Jesse Watters last night he reported that Joe Biden had signed with a big Hollywood talent agency for appearances. My wife immediately yelled out ” ..it’s already been done..its called “Weekend at Bernies!”. Strangely enough, minutes later Dana Loesch said the same thing on the same program! That story was just begging for that punchline. Biden signed on with CAA (Creative Artist Agency) , not to be confused with FAG (Famous Actors Guild). My guess is the democrat megadonor who runs Netflix will toss a few million to the Bidens to help out Bidens last grift. Nothing like paying a senile white collar criminal wearing a drool cup a few million dollars for drooling incoherently on camera. THE CAA/NETFLIX partnership ABSOLUTELY needs to be considered for a future Mooutza.
Two thumbs up!!
Good choice John. Mayor Pete was as bad as Kamala at acheiving ANYTHING when he was actually at work (remember his lengthy “paternity leave”) he was a Cabinet Member and he should never had disappeared like that.
Removing his “pronouns” is proof that he is not worthy of being elected Dog Catcher, he’s abandoned those who believed him to be on of them…
Kudos to you.
Lumping December and January together vexates the timely awarding demanded of our execrable Democrat honorees. There are too many deserving for one month always as it is.
Perhaps a cross cultural Moutza is suggested? Say, a multi-armed Vishnu, with Moutzas armed on each?
Until we can get caught up.
The Left overfloweth with unctuousness.
Your on fire John. Another excellent article.
But never tell Buttigieg to ‘blow on it’. It’s what he does best!
oh thats bad … meaning hilarious … ultimate political incorrectness. clearly a reportable offense … if we all lived in Canada.
“You give off an oily backstabber vibe.”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OMG….that’s good.
It could be describing most democrats.
Especially Gavin Newsome….
“You give off an oily backstabber vibe.”
Durbin . . . ugh! From the land of Lincoln, Grant and Reagan, we have this embarrassment. He’ll keep on winning until the cemeteries decide to flee the state.
Did I miss something? Did Indiana kick Pete out?
Buttigieg went “Full Retard” after the East Palestine train derailment by trying to blame Trump and spouting other misinformation. He was so bad the NTSB, who rarely says much of anything held a press conference to tell him to STFU. Petey demonstrated he was just another ignorant Democrat hack. Most incompetent administration in US history.
The WSJ has an interesting ‘best of the web’ column today about the Ivanpah solar plant near the California border on I15 in Nevada. That’s the one with thousands of mirrors that focus the sun on a boiler in the center. Early on a misalignment of the mirrors led to a fire.
It has been expensive (mostly on the taxpayer’s dime, of course) and has generated less power than expected. Now PG&E is withdrawing from buying power from the plant, best known for frying birds that are attracted to the bugs that are attracted the bright lights, reportedly at a rate of one every two minutes. If Southern California Edison also withdraws, the project may be left with no power companies as customers.
Selena Gomez doesn’t deserve the Golden Moutza. She deserves an Oscar! Wow, what a performance! Linda Strzelczyk
Buttigeg. Good choice. I saw the pronouns thing. Never mind he was MIA while the airlines abused their passengers for the last 4 years. I was abused twice, only because I don’t fly much.
Capeheart. A close second. The Democrats problem is for decades they’ve built their brand on identity politics. Ben Shapiro stated this could have been the end of identify politics. God, I hope so.
And yes Democrats continue to lose their minds because Trump is doing what he said he would do, which is drain the swamp. Unfortunately, I have to deal with one. Almost daily.
Pete B. is a good choice, but I was hoping for a Newsome/Bass combo!
I nominated Mayor Bass, but obviously did not make the cut. And the fact that no one nominated the oily, sleazy – but photogenic – Guv Newscum in spite of his overseeing the biggest largely avoidable natural disaster in our nation’s history, suggests to me that his dream of becoming POTUS some day (which I thought went up in flames in Pacific Palisades) is still very much alive.
The staff at 60 Minutes appears primed to win the Moutza; in one episode the provided all the US a true definition of Fake News…the bankrupt Harris campaign should owe the $six figures for a political ad…
In non-Moutsa news – Trump wins in Panama, sets the table for a solution in Gaza, exposes Politico and Associated Press as Party Hacks, and calms the nation.
On the other side, the Unserious Party and their stooges storm the Treasury and jackass up a storm!
John, you have actually done the little twerp a favor by bestowing on him the Golden Moutza – for two months no less! Surely, this will be high (first?) on his list of questionable accomplishments when next he attempts to win public office.
“On Jan 14, dimwit Durbin claimed on X-twitter “The Laken Riley Act would make Americans less safe.” Nah! Feesah Etho1”
But then, Safe-T-Act does ?
Speaking of flies, while working or being a bum in our yard all spring/summer we saw a grand total of 3 flies, 2 bees, 1 butterfly and zero dragonflies, lightning bugs or mosquitos.
The EPA Abatement dude in charge deserves a NAH! for killing everything that flys.