Wait! Is That a Three Headed Deep-State Dog From Hell? Just Say NAAAH!!!!
By John Kass
August 7, 2024
Since the dawn of man, the Golden Moutza of the Month has only gone out to one complete blithering idiot at a time.
Why? We didn’t want to waste them. And the Moutzatution was clear—or so we thought–that there could be only one.
But is this still true?
The hordes of Marxist idiots hellbent on tearing down Western Civilization brick by brick stretch to the horizon, like mindless zombies in a horror movie.
And after three U.S. presidential coups by silky Barack Obama and his Deep State operatives, where are we?
“The International Olympic Committee for the disastrous demonstration at the opening ceremony,” said reader Dino Costa. “NAH! Feesah!!”
The Paris Olympics and NBC mocked the Last Supper with transvestites capturing the decay of the West— celebrating biological males beating women to a pulp in the Olympic boxing ring–where are we?
The IOC for the disastrous demonstration at the opening ceremony. NAH! Feesah!
“Why did the (Olympic) organizers do this? Put bluntly, they did it because they hate Jesus Christ and Christianity, which they consider their most dangerous enemy. They are quite open about this now,” John Daniel Davidson in the Federalist.
It seems we’re at the end of days. There has not been such open hate toward Christianity since the leftist Jacobin Reign of Terror. Americans forget everything almost immediately, but will God forget what the leftist reign of terror did to the church?
So, where are we?
We are at the end of days of the republic. And Americans are alone at the crossroads of hell as that growling three-headed dog from Deep State hell comes forth at us from the shadows.
“Welcome home John!” writes my dear friend Martha Strawbridge. “I know presidents are disallowed, but does Biden still fall into that category?”
Thanks Martha, we’re happy to be home after our vacation to Romania and the Costa Navarino in Greece—our first family vacation together in many years–and yes, Biden was president in his mind when he had a mind. Now Biden is but a husk with nuclear codes waiting for someone to change his big boy pants and give him pudding for lunch. It won’t be Obama, who doesn’t get his hands dirty. He gets the media to clean Joe’s diapers.
Yet so much has gone on these past few weeks we were on vacation, with Kamala Harris eager to become the Deep State’s next Meat Puppet, that many of us have been overwhelmed.
And just weeks ago, there was an assassination attempt against former President Donald Trump in Pennsylvania.
The 20-year-old shooter Thomas Crooks was seen running around on the rooftops, in plain view for at least 3 minutes, and no one did a damn thing.
And Google–as befits a leftist propaganda enforcer—admittedly censored the news.
I’m from Chicago where we were taught not to believe in coincidence. The Democrat political masters beat this lesson into us daily: Gross negligence and purposeful intent are indistinguishable.
The questions increase. The FBI and U.S. Secret Service don’t have any answers. It’s almost as if they wouldn’t mind if Trump had been murdered on live national television.
After weeks of hemming and hawing and bureaucratic finger pointing and talking and talking, talking about accountability, does anyone believe the U.S. Secret Service or the FBI in this business?
No.
What makes all this worse is that there is no president to speak of now. All the media cares about is protecting Kamala and covering the Deep State asses.
All they do is cover their asses as that three headed dog from hell comes at us from the shadows.
Every time FBI director Christopher Wray opens his mouth officially it is to cover his ass, same with the other suits at U.S. Secret Service led by acting director Ronald Rowe.
They play word games with Senators and Congressmen and they talk and talk about heroic agents and “standing up” while shielding themselves from responsibility.
Who doesn’t believe there will be another attempt?
Bob Angone was real police in Chicago. He doesn’t believe in coincidence either:
“You train and you train and you train. Then your Boss tells the world that a roof is much to steep to put you on so an American who is running for President and other folks are wounded and killed by someone who quite possibly never ever climbed on a roof ever in his or her life. Former Director Cheatle. This Moutza hopefully is for you.NAH.”
And Cheatle and Wray and Rowe and all the others jabbering and chattering.
Tom Winike wants the Golden Moutza for Vice President Kamala Harris.
“Moutza to Kamala “Hades” Harris, a horrendous incarnation of the Greek god who ruled the underworld,” writes Wikie. “Illinoisans remember her praise 4 years ago of Kim Foxxx as a “national model” for progressive criminal justice reform. Nah! Feesah etho!”
“I nominate White Dudes for Harris, the whole group. Nah!” said Linda Blanco.
Steve Metsch: “Sad to say but our White Sox. NAH!”
“Declare July 2024 as Moutza Armadeddon,” says Paul Zimmerman.
And yes I know that the White Sox still suck. They suck historically and epically and Homerically, but sport is entertainment. This is more pressing than Jerry Reinsdorf’s withering contempt for the taxpayers of Chicago.
“St. Kimberly of Cheatle,” writes Danny Carlino. “She’s Guardian of Cheetos and Patroness of Sloped Roofing. She who thinks there’s a difference between a suspicious person and a threat. Sheer genius! Another mediocre person working in government but in a job that could, AND DID, get someone killed! Blow on it, lady, RIGHT OFF THE ROOF!”
Yes the White Sox suck and we’re headed into a crippling recession. And there were many fine nominations, but here’s the thing:
President Trump was almost murdered before our eyes and the FBI and U.S. Secret Service can’t tell us a damn thing. The suits chatter and they posture and they preen, and the shooter had a range finder at that field in Pennsylvania but the Secret Service couldn’t find him. That three-headed dog hides in the shadows, about to rip the country to pieces and nobody knows?
The Biden administration continues to downplay the terrorists who’ve come over the border on the terror watch list. The border is wide open. The Deep State maestros like Cheadle and Wray and Rowe puff out their chests and talk accountability while they protect their behinds. It is a three-headed dog and it has teeth.
This Golden Moutza is for you Kimberly Cheadle. And this is for you Christopher Wray and for you Ronald Rowe. Eat them. Blow on it. Whatever you please.
Wake up people. This is a mythic three-headed dog and above all it hates American liberty.
Only the American people have a hope of stopping it in November. We have seen the faces of this beast before.
That Deep State three-headed dog is ravenous. It is driven to feast on our free republic. And if you let it, it will run us down. So don’t let it run us down. Wake up America before it’s too late.
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About the author: John Kass spent decades as a political writer and news columnist in Chicago working at a major metropolitan newspaper. He is co-host of The Chicago Way podcast. And he just loves his “No Chumbolone” hat, because johnkassnews.com is a “No Chumbolone” Zone where you can always get a cup of common sense.
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Perfect! “The Deep State maestros like Cheadle and Wray and Rowe puff out their chests and talk accountability while they protect their behinds. It is a three-headed dog and it has teeth.”
Donald Trump awakened America with his bloody right ear and defiant raised fist. The three-headed mutt must kill that reinvigorated spirit send that dead American soul back to hell.
The Deep State is fight for its life.
What Pat Hickey said.
Hope you’re well rested and ready to resume duties! You’re very needed, especially for the next few months.
Off to tend the mammal bosses, and to get coffee.
Get some coffee Lori! Thanks
And if we won’t fight, we’re done. Thanks Mr. Hickey
This election will shape our future. Harris /Walz will lead us closer to socialism and loss of freedom. Their goal is to eliminate the middle class and make us all dependent on big government. Wake up America. Our children ‘s future is at stake.
They’re after your money, too. The single largest pool of liquid wealth is in pension funds and IRAs. The second largest pool (though less liquid) is in houses. They’ll tax both.
They want to tax unrealized gains, but not offset the unrealized losses.
The first one to float that idiotic idea was Robert B. Reich during the Clinton administration. Even the Democrats laughed at it in the 90s.
They’re not laughing now. They think they’re so close to single party rule in perpetuity that they’re much more open about their schemes.
Welcome back, John. Your pen is as sharp as ever!
hi Mike. Glad to be back with you guys.
A great column. And sadly, so true. Democracy dies in apathy and darkness. The three headed dog thrives in the darkness of what used to be the great newsrooms of this country. What is the real danger to democracy? Those who hide behind lying words and live in darkness. Quit being mushrooms – living in the dark and fed BS. Get out and vote!
Thanks John C. Lisicich. The mushrooms are happy to be mushrooms. they sometimes complain about their property taxes in Illinois, but the Combine has been protected by the Tribune and others in media. And I don’t give two figs
Agreed, John. The voters in Illinois get the government they deserve (and voted for). They the common sense of a limp piece of lettuce and prove it every election. We are beyond caring, just looking to get out of Illinois.
When transparent “coincidences” of seeming incompetence by the Secret Service and FBI cost the life of a heroic father and nearly that of Trump, I thought of a scene in “The Godfather.” Don Corleone warned other dons that “if some unlucky accident” should result in the death of his son Michael, he would “blame some of the people in this room.”
Recalling that movie, those mafia characters seemed more sinister and dangerous than simpering bureaucrats — seemed.
As a caricature of secret scheming, that scene from “The Godfather” was the best I could come up with. John Kass’ Deep-State Dog From Hell is much better.
David, if history in this life is certain, if history has taught us anything, it is that you can kill anyone.
Glad you are back with a sharp pen and lasso. Your analysis and clarity are needed. Kamala picks Walz and the gushing and fawning continue. He’s a real leader too. Top NCO in his NG unit and despite saying he wouldn’t, takes “retirement “ under cover and bails on deploying to Iraq where hi might have faced real combat. But he’s a Hero. NOT. Stands down during Minneapolis burning. Puts period products in boys bathrooms. Advocates for very late term abortions. His mama should have done so. THIS is what Kamala’s First and most significant decision is? God please watch over us and keep the ballot boxes safe or this great republic is doomed. As she is not POTUS yet she is still eligible and you have 3 more to award.
And the most ravenous and vicious of the three-headed monster is Barack Obama. A power-hungry monster, focused on destroying America, but leaving no fingerprints. Every day, I pray that he be out of our political landscape.
John,
Thank you for your article and recent podcasts with your father’s voice. I hope you and others will look into the new VP Dem pick and his resume teaching in China, 30 trips to China. Nothing is a coincidence. The deep state is installing the next version of the regime.
Without independent voices in the media we are doomed.
Great article John, and welcome back from a much deserved and earned vacation.
It sickens and angers me what has become of this country the last 20 years, but most glaringly the last 4 years.
Almost 4 years ago, 1/2 the country (allegedly) voted to put a clearly feeble, struggling, old man into the White House. During that time, we have watched him deteriorate all while being told by his administration and the media that what we are witnessing are fake and doctored videos and propaganda photos from the right wing MAGA cultists. They continually told us Joe was healthy and strong, and sharp as ever. They continued to lie and tell us how they worked with him on a daily basis and there was no cause for alarm because he was doing his job better than anyone ever has. Some of the blathering idiots think he deserves a spot on Mt.Rushmore. Then, the failed assassination attempt on a former president and current presidential contender. The interviews and comments of some who openly stated they wished the bullet didn’t miss was more than appalling. Top it all off with Joe stepping down from the race after a bout with Covid and having Kamala foisted upon the masses and sold as the second coming. She was 2nd in command. She saw the president deteriorating and continued the lie that he was fine. She was the appointed border czar that they now claim she never was. She is responsible for the flood of illegals entering the southern border. She is responsible for the policies that were put in place that have seen record fuel prices, grocery bills, utilities, near record high inflation, and now a recession. The madness must be stopped this November, or we will be looking at 8 more years of this.
A triple Moutza. Now that’s impressive.
John K.
Excellent Column.
Cheadle what a disgrace to a once proud agency. Not Tim McCarthys Secret Service .
Who would believe in our life time we would see the FBI become the political wing of the Democratic party.
Amen Mr. Hickey. What occurred in Porter County, is where fantasy becomes reality. Its like reading a fictional novel, from a third world country. A innocent man murdered, three other Americans shot. In our own back yard in mid America.
Yianni,
Kalosorises, as we say. Welcome back. We too, just spent a month in our little blue zone island of Ikaria joined by our kids and grandkids, after stopping for 3 days in London. What a wonderful pilgrimage. And as we watched our media platforms from overseas, we were amazed how different America looks through foreign eyes and media sources. It’s as if we’ve already turned the corner and identify as a true socialist country as so many have already gone down that path abroad. What an awakening. I just pray it’s not too late for us here, and we have the good sense to all vote in November for a known commodity, instead of a leftist/socialist platform that has sold us down the river of no return. Theos filaxi!
The 3 headed monster of Reinsdorf, Getz and Pedro should get the next prize.
Does anyone believe as I do that Jerry is deliberately running down the team so MLB will let him move?
YES!
Welcome back John from your well deserved vacation! A triple Moutza for perilous times! It is truly the Bureaucratic Deep State that is the primary enemy of liberty and freedom in this nation! The deep state has tentacles wrapped around many Republicans as well, just like the Illinois Combine you wrote so eloquently about years ago. Obama is guiding the Deep State Bureaucracy from the background and the 3 headed dog is just one apparition of it. Think about Homeland Security, or how HHS and its minions behaved (Fauci et. Al.) during and after Covid! Or the Treasury creating monstrous debt or IRS’s new cohort sent to attack the middle class! Then there’s the department of “Re-education” trying to firce states to push progressivism. It has a plethora of snarling heads trying to devour the liberty of the people!
Hey John!
Glad your feeling better! Keep up the Great work. We have an interesting fall coming up and look forward to reading you and your guests perspective!
Kev
As a fellow retired Cop, I agree with Mr. Agone, this is not the FBI or Secret Service that I worked with throughout my career, and I feel bad for the great people who work there having to listen to some of the nonsense coming from their (sic) “leaders”. It is beyond suspicious that so much was missed regarding this assassination attempt that cost the life of a Firefighter and wounded others.
And to compare Mr. Walz (“Kinda, Sorta” Command Sgt Major, who quit the National Guard right after notification of being activated) to Mr. Vance (Genuine USMC Combat Veteran) is a slap to all Veterans, of which I am one.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who was both amused and unsurprised by the fact that it took the FBI two weeks just to conclude Trump had been shot.
Could polls be opened for comments? There WILL BE a recession, we may even be well into it, but I don’t expect the government to declare it as one, certainly not before election day. They’ll tinker with the numbers, like they always do, to get the results the deep state wants.
All the big time democrats scream at those of us who are convinced the 2020 election was stolen. They call us nuts, weird, and liars. They state there is no way that could happen. Hmmm, let us now look at the former great country of Venezuela where Maduro, won in a landslide of thievery and has reinstalled himself as Elpresidente.
I select Maduro as next month’s winner of the Moutza. I only hope foreign presidents are not exempt from the prestigious award given out by the readers of the Kasso column.
This was in fact, a full-blown conspiracy to eliminate Trump. They ignored warnings and their own eyes to allow the shooter time to make his shot. They allowed it!
Had it worked out for democrats, the top half of SS and FBI agencies would have been fired and severely castigated…..all for show….because their worst enemy would be gone, and that would be worth it for them.
We really need to get serious about drilling into this one….not just a few commission Q&A sessions with people, but with all involved…we need to find out who gave the order to ignore the shooter until he had done what they were allowing him to do.
this was a set-up….someone will crack under the pressure…a whistle-blower will open a door somewhere and we will get this done right in the middle of an election.
Sound good?
Agree with Mr. Kass’s imperative to get out and vote. The Democrat will steal, expect more data dumps with huge Democrat spikes, expect the vote counting to last no less than a week. I hope this is not the case. This is brutal, but predictable. Individuals, as well as masses of people, psychology etc learn to feel well about themselves by pretending that they are in control, that they know better. This is called “Secular Calvinism”. And it is always ugly, if not violent, when it becomes undone.
My Patriot, as well and my Confederate forebears look better all the time, because they fought for the primacy of political power resting with the people first. A Cause that is never lost
John…least we forget, if there was a fourth head on this hound it would belong to Alejandro Mayorkas. This guy is responsible for the mess at the border and this Secret Service cover-up.
Somehow this incompetent “the border is closed” bureaucrat has slithered thru these two history changing events.
Not to defend the guy, because you are right. He is just following orders. Isn’t that the defense the Nazis used after the war?
Thanks John.
Those deep state bureaucrats know that their government jobs have job security and pensions that are unheard of in the private sector. Hence, they’ll say anything to keep them.
I suppose the country went wrong when post WWII intellectuals embraced post modernism and moral relativism. With that philosophy, Western civilization can be no better than any other civilization, including no civilization! But most of those intellectuals are long gone, or the few that remain are old and out of touch. I’m thinking of a recent conversation I had with a family relation, who never has to deal with today’s many people that have no moral compass.
If November goes bad, since the Moutza can now be awarded to the plural, it should be awarded to the American public.
The neo Marxist intellectuals – like Marcuse and Zinn – who captured our universities (and even our secondary schools) are indeed long gone. But their students, and students of their students are not. And they populate the professorships of our universities as well as the faculty lounges of our high schools. So those intellectuals of which you speak may be gone in body but certainly not in spirit.
The Leftist Radicals continue to confirm Our Lord’s prophecies. It is interesting to note the lack of response from non-Catholic sects regarding the Olympics.
BTW…..No media mention of the pipe bomb 4feet from Harris in Milwaukee.Hmm,
I’m not entirely surprised that the Secret Service has not given us any intelligent answers as to how their security failed and Trump was almost assassinated in Pennsylvania. Then again, there’s been no answer as to how a bag of cocaine ended up in the White House. We never heard any intelligent explanation for the bag being there. I’m also reminded of the Supreme Court’s Dobbs decision being leaked before its official release. Despite an alleged investigation, there’s been no explanation for this unauthorized release. This is our government today: no answers for anything.